I swallowed a bug about an hour ago as I write this. hell I didnt even swallow it, it just flew into my mouth and I think up into a weird area behind my dangly bit and its been bugging me ever since. It tried rinsing my mouth out with cola, a dragon soup (thats a british beverage thats also breakfast) to no avail. Maybe it's laying eggs back there, what the hell am i going to do if i wake up tomorrow and flies shoot out of my mouth from all the eggs its laying. Am I just a host to this thing now? What's it planning back there? Is it still alive? I dont think its alive but some bugs can die and still fuck eggs over everything. Maybe this is how I die by swallowing a tiny fly. It would be poetic like that I guess but also i rough way to go. If you're reading this can you please play a tiny flute or something to lure it out (assuming it's still in my throat at the point when you're reading this) - I'll report back to you about the eggs in a day or two.