Funny Dog Charm & Pet ID Tag Accessory - Fast as FuckThe "Fast As Fuck" dog tag is for the dog who turns every walk into a drag race. With bold lettering, lightning bolt details, and a bright, eye catching design, this funny pet ID tag is perfect for pups with zero chill and maximum speed. A high energy favorite that customers grab instantly for their zoomie prone dogs. PACKAGING All tags arrive retail ready on a durable hang card with peg hole for easy display. Each tag includes a small metal keyring.
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The "Fast As Fuck" dog tag is for the dog who turns every walk into a drag race. With bold lettering, lightning bolt details, and a bright, eye-catching design, this funny pet ID tag is perfect for pups with zero chill and maximum speed. A high-energy favorite that customers grab instantly for their zoomie-prone dogs.
PACKAGING
All tags arrive retail-ready on a durable hang card with peg hole for easy display. Each tag includes a small metal keyring. Coordinating countertop displays and signage available.
TAG SIZES
• Small: 1" wide — ideal for cats & small dogs
• Large: 1.25" wide — best for medium to large breeds
MATERIAL
• Durable 1.5mm thick enamel metal
• Bronze core with nickel-coated finish
• Premium quality — not plastic or acrylic
BACKSIDE OPTIONS:
1. Digital Pet ID (Most Popular)
Each tag includes a pre-engraved unique QR code, ready for activation after purchase. Customers create a free online pet profile with contact information for fast, reliable identification.
• No app required
• No subscri
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Funny Dog Charm & Pet ID Tag Accessory - Fast as Fuck