What’s the one social obligation each year you want to avoid but can’t? Office Christmas party. Our collection is sure to bring some comic relief to the office this year and maybe even some changes if you get the messaging correct.

This festive and particularly ugly sweater is for those whose lives depend on and are made difficult by Excel. It’s a love-hate relationship most days, isn’t it? All’s well until it crashes and you have to hope and pray your work doesn’t disappear. ‘My Excel Crashes Everyday’ is going to serve as a reminder to everyone you interact with at the office party to go easy on you and hey, maybe some of that pity will mean somebody finally approves a new computer for you!

This sweater comes in a great green colour that should instantly calm you down when you think of your Excel moments. The standard crew neck and soft blend fabric adds a sophistication that makes it look like you have your life together. The relaxed unisex fit is flattering on everybody. What more could you want from a sweater? Wear it on its own or over a collared shirt and you’re party-ready!